#881 (nsfw) Sometimes my mind is so consumed of thoughts about what his manhood looks like. I imagine it being very thick, thick enough to perfectly fit in his big, strong hands when he’s pleasuring himself and thick enough to make me moan out in pleasurable pain. Just thinking about it gets me really turned on and I just fantasize everywhere I go of being taken by him, filling me completely.. oh boy.”

#880 "My 12 yr old niece recently finished reading "The Hobbit" and decided to take up LOTR and asked me to (re)read it with her. As we were reading the "Fellowship" volume, we came to the scene of the creation of the Fellowship and the girding of its members. When we read how noble "Orcrist" now "lay on the breast of the great Thorin Oakenshield" who lies buried "under the Lonely Mountain," it caught my breath, the image was so powerfully lamentable. Then I thought, "Tolkien, you bastard."

Art by effix35

"I am unaware if this question had been posted or not, but if you suddenly appeared in Middle Earth and journeyed along with Bilbo, Gandalf, Thorin & Co., weighing all odds and consequences, would you tell Thorin of his fate?"

A message from Anonymous
Sorry, not a confession, but... does somebody know where to find instructions to make Thorin braids?

I have seen numerous tutorials online but perhaps anyone could recommend anything?


#879 "I think Thorin looks like Roman Reigns from WWE :)"

#879 "I think Thorin looks like Roman Reigns from WWE :)"

#879 "I think Thorin looks like Roman Reigns from WWE :)"


#878 "In my eyes, it’s easy to look at Thorin as not just a lover-type figure, but also as a fatherly type as well. Yes he is absolutely GORGEOUS but he also has all of the aspects of a protector that I would want in my life."

#878 "In my eyes, it’s easy to look at Thorin as not just a lover-type figure, but also as a fatherly type as well. Yes he is absolutely GORGEOUS but he also has all of the aspects of a protector that I would want in my life."

Lightning (NSFW) by a-lass-with-an-ax

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At last Thorin and his new boo make love, but not before she and his best mate have it out. (For those just tuning in: this story happens before the quest).

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"I have begun to accept the tragic reality that Sir Peter Jackson will in all likelyhood portray Thorin’s demise as it is depicted in the book, and despite my fervent hope that he would allow the great King under the Mountain to live, find true love and have some semblance of a happy life, it won’t be.
Perhaps it is for the best, as this way he will go out as a hero, a true man, and he will always remain the capturer of my dreams and the object of my desire.
This way, he will never disappoint me, upset me or make me feel cheated by being with another woman.
In essence, he will remain on the pedestal I have built for him. Always strong, always brave, always majestic and eternally loved!”


#877 "I really and truly hope that Thorinmania never dies or becomes oversaturated. It just wouldn’t feel right, as if giving up on him. Something I could NEVER do…."

#877 "I really and truly hope that Thorinmania never dies or becomes oversaturated. It just wouldn’t feel right, as if giving up on him. Something I could NEVER do…."


#876 "I imagine RA standing in the doorway like this as I’m about to leave after a heated argument, and he says something like “Where do you think you’re going? We haven’t made up yet…and that’s the best part!"

#876 "I imagine RA standing in the doorway like this as I’m about to leave after a heated argument, and he says something like “Where do you think you’re going? We haven’t made up yet…and that’s the best part!"