How There and Back Again should end (spoilers)
Thorin is yelling abuse at Bard and Thranduil over the gate of Erebor. Suddenly Dís turns up (played by Dawn French with an awesome beard) She asks Thorin what the hell is going on and explains how he won’t give up even a single piece of gold to their enemies. “I see” she says quietly, and then suddenly she lays him out with one punch “That’s for nearly getting Kili killed!” Then she leans over the gate and says to Bard and Thranduil “Right you lot, bugger off. He’s not the King Under the Mountain - he’s a very naughty boy!”
Dis becomes Queen, and Thorin has to go and help rebuild Dale and Esgaroth as punishment. Then he has to go on Hoarders. Smaug and Radagast feature in the same episode.
I shouldn’t drink in the day….