#748 "I think Peter Jackson should develop a series for HBO about the dwarves’ lives in the Blue Mountains, before all this reclaiming Erebor business, with plenty of (a) shirtless Thorin for no reason (b) passionate, sexy lover Thorin (c) shirtless and passionate Thorin. Put it on after "Game of Thrones." Yeah, I’d watch that."

#748 "I think Peter Jackson should develop a series for HBO about the dwarves’ lives in the Blue Mountains, before all this reclaiming Erebor business, with plenty of (a) shirtless Thorin for no reason (b) passionate, sexy lover Thorin (c) shirtless and passionate Thorin. Put it on after "Game of Thrones." Yeah, I’d watch that."

Royal Pranks (ThorinxReader) by cherryberryblablabla

"can someone write a thorinxreader fic about sneaking around the mountain and erebor getting up to all sorts of naughty things."

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Here, as I’ve already thought how it would look like, I decided to write it down. Hope you like it. ~ cherryberryblablabla

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A message from Anonymous
You do not have to post this. I really only wanted to thank you for posting my confession and using that wonderful picture of Thorin. It made me very happy and even gave me an endorphin boost for the day. People around me said I had a spring in every step. And this is all thanks to you and your wonderful blog where people can post their confessions and just feel better without fearing anything. THANK YOU and a big big hug!!!!!!<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Awww *blushes* I am immensely flattered that I made you very happy! :) Thanks for your sweet words love! *hugs*

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How There and Back Again should end (spoilers)

Thorin is yelling abuse at Bard and Thranduil over the gate of Erebor. Suddenly Dís turns up (played by Dawn French with an awesome beard) She asks Thorin what the hell is going on and explains how he won’t give up even a single piece of gold to their enemies. “I see” she says quietly, and then suddenly she lays him out with one punch “That’s for nearly getting Kili killed!” Then she leans over the gate and says to Bard and Thranduil “Right you lot, bugger off. He’s not the King Under the Mountain - he’s a very naughty boy!”

Dis becomes Queen, and Thorin has to go and help rebuild Dale and Esgaroth as punishment. Then he has to go on Hoarders. Smaug and Radagast feature in the same episode.

~fin~

I shouldn’t drink in the day….


#747 &#8221;At the same time I want Thorin to treat me like a daughter but also I want him to fuck me until I can&#8217;t breathe&#8230;&#8221;

#747 At the same time I want Thorin to treat me like a daughter but also I want him to fuck me until I can’t breathe…”


#746 &#8221;I don&#8217;t want to be Thorin&#8217;s queen. I&#8217;m anti-royal. So I&#8217;d tell him about democracy and then hopefully he&#8217;d abdicate and then we could just eat pizza and watch dvds and fuck like champs.&#8221;

#746 I don’t want to be Thorin’s queen. I’m anti-royal. So I’d tell him about democracy and then hopefully he’d abdicate and then we could just eat pizza and watch dvds and fuck like champs.”


Requested picture from #654

Requested picture from #654


#745 "When I go to see the final Hobbit film I&#8217;m going to go dressed in black from top to toe like a widow at her husband&#8217;s funeral and I will cry&#8230; I will mourn forever."

#745 "When I go to see the final Hobbit film I’m going to go dressed in black from top to toe like a widow at her husband’s funeral and I will cry… I will mourn forever."

A message from Anonymous
Not a confession but a huge thankyou! This blog is the most amazing thing on the internet. THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU!!! I hope it runs forever!

THANK YOU! This blog wouldn’t be what it is without you guys! <3 I’ll keep it running for as long as I am able, so keep on submitting ;) You guys keep me sane, seriously.

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#744 "The other night, when I was at physical therapy, I closed my eyes and imagined Thorin’s hands on me – his fingers slick with myrrh oil – sensually rubbing the tension from my abdomen and thighs. I let out an audible moan at one point and my therapist asked me if I was OK. I didn’t tell her that I was imagining her hands to be those of dwarvish royalty. I didn’t suppose that was something she really needed to know…"

#744 "The other night, when I was at physical therapy, I closed my eyes and imagined Thorin’s hands on me – his fingers slick with myrrh oil – sensually rubbing the tension from my abdomen and thighs. I let out an audible moan at one point and my therapist asked me if I was OK. I didn’t tell her that I was imagining her hands to be those of dwarvish royalty. I didn’t suppose that was something she really needed to know…"